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this1975:

1975kisses:

man-ches-ter:

"If a rose is a rose and a rose is a rose, then is a rose a rose?"

"What does chocolate smell like?"

'you know what chocolate smells like' 

"Do you get it?"

"No, next question"

jeanmarcoing:

besbaaaw-gurl:

I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung

i’m uncomfortable

(Source: besbaw)

velustrius:


The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

this is the most metal flower i have ever seen.

faithandfury:

mandaks:

My favourite line in the history of film.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: headlikeanorange)

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag